○● F R E N C H ○●
[x] You enjoy pastry.
[ ] You like to walk most places or ride a bus/train, not drive.
[ ] You enjoy wine.
[ ] You're rather rude to those who don't speak your language well
[ ] Love to speak formal French.
[x] Butter and salt are your favorite condiments.

Total: 2

○● B R I T I S H ○●

[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 0


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 2


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 3


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 0


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 2


○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.

Total: 3

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think (former) President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3

○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You play an instrument.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 4


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 3

○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 0


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 2


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 3

○● D U T C H ○●

[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building/handywork/projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 3

○● A R A B ○●

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents /especially Egyptian/
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 0

So..... I'm Asian? Ok, now I'm confused.

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[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

[x] You have your own room.

[x] You own a cell phone.

[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.

[x] Your parents are still married.

[x] You have more than 2 best friends.

[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard

TOTAL: 5


[x] You dress how you want to.

[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week. (only at school)

[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.

[x] You have never been beaten up.

[ ] You never cry more than twice a month.

[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.

[x] Your room is big enough for you.

[x] People don't use you for something you have.

[x] You have been to a concert. (orchestra concert)

TOTAL: 12


[ ] You have over 50 friends on MySpace.

[ ] Your parents let you have a MySpace.

[x] You get allowance.

[x] You collect something normal.

[ ] You look forward to going to school.

[x] You don't wish you were someone else.

[ ] You play a sport.

[ ] You do something after school.

TOTAL: 15


[ ] You own a car.

[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.

[x] You are happy with your appearance.

[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.

[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.

[x] You have friends.

TOTAL: 18


[x] You know what is going on in the world.

[ ] You care about so many people.

[x] You are happy with your life.

[ ] You know more than one language.

[x] You own a pet.

[x] You know the words to 5 songs.

[x] You don't have any enemies

[x] You are a generally nice person.

TOTAL: 24

Now multiply total by 3 and title it, my life is______ percent happy.

My life is 72% happy. Fine by me.